Those clouds made people assume that Venus was a swampy, marsh-like planet; it was thought of as a swamp planet up until the 1950s, and plenty of science fiction writers suggested humans could go and live there.
In fact, the inspiration for this post was a short movie I remember seeing in high school, called All Summer in a Day. The short film, based on a short story, is about a group of kids who live on the planet Venus, and mercilessly bully a girl who moved there from Earth. Venus is so cloudy that the sun only comes out once a day, and on the day that the sun comes out, they lock the Earth girl into a closet and she misses it. That's... that's the whole thing. Yeah, it's really weirdly depressing.
Anywho, we all figured Venus was a world rich with life. We've been sending probes to other planets since the '60s but we only learned in '78 that Venus wasn't what we expected at all. The Pioneer Probes of NASA (along with the USSR's 23-year-long Venera program) revealed that Venus turned out to have a totally uninhabitable, hostile, acrid environment.
That picture was taken on Venus's surface, revealing a desolate wasteland domed with a stormy sky of sulfuric acid rain. The probe crumpled quickly under Venus's atmospheric pressure, which is 92 times greater than Earth's. With a thick atmosphere of carbon dioxide, Venus's surface is actually hotter than Mercury's. And it's humid heat, not dry heat. A weak magnetosphere means that Venus is constantly buffeted by cosmic radiation and solar winds.
In short, Venus, the "women's planet," is a hostile environment. Which, considering the events here in America recently... well, you see where I'm going here.
But I don't want to talk about the very upsetting decisions made by the current administration. No, I want to talk about Venus. We've been poking around up there a lot. Russia, then the USSR, sent over twenty probes to Venus in the 1970s and 1980s, most of which failed hilariously. Their biggest problem was getting the lens caps to come off of the probes. They failed to separate multiple times, and when they finally did, the lens cap landed directly beneath the probe's soil sampler, causing the craft to measure the compressibility of the titanium lens cap instead of the dirt. You can actually see the offending lens cap in the Venus picture above; it's the little pie tin thing in front of the probe.
One of the most interesting things about Venus is that it is the only planet that rotates clockwise. A single Venusian day is 243 Earth days... making a "day" on Venus longer even that a year. (It takes Venus 224.7 Earth days to make an orbit around the sun.) Why does Venus rotate differently? One idea is that its a fluke caused by the attraction of Venus's loco tidal atmosphere combined with the sun's gravitational pull. Another is that it was at some point flipped upside-down.
Presumably while shooting b-ball outside the school.
But the most appealing idea to me is that it used to rotate counter-clockwise, and took a severe enough impact from a meteor to turn it around. This idea is supported by the fact that Venus's rotation appears to be slowing down... and may, perhaps, one day reverse back to the "correct" counter-clockwise rotation.
I guess this idea appeals to me because I like the idea of the universe fixing itself. I like the idea that, despite taking catastrophic hits, the damage done is reversible. Which, considering the events here in America recently... well, you see where I'm going here.
Emmeline Pankhurst is one of my personal heroes.
Here she is getting carried away from a protest by the fuzz.
Here she is getting carried away from a protest by the fuzz.
Venus, our "sister planet," the place where women are from, is a resilient little ball of unsympathetic maliciousness. It takes a hell of a lot to withstand, and it withstands a hell of a lot. Well, isn't that the plight of women in a nutshell?
Venus was the goddess of beauty, of sex and love and womanly seduction. We named Venus, the planet, after her, because we thought it, too, might be a fertile place. But Venus did not take the USSR probes kindly. Oh, no. Venus crushed 'em up and spit 'em out. Venus is not to be trifled with. Perhaps a better name for Venus, and a better patronness for women, would be Freya, aka Frig, the Nordic goddess of love... and war. Freya, goddess of beauty... and death.
Freya is most often depicted with some battle gear, usually a spear, hanging out with her cats and holding her own boobs, presumably because of her refusal to wear a bra.
I do not like to comment too readily on current political affairs. They depress me, and they should depress you, too. Women's rights are humanity's rights. If women are from Venus, then women must surely be stronger than they are given credit for. I mean, you'd have to be, to withstand the 90 atmospheres of pressure and the temperature hot enough to melt lead and the volcanic activity. (About 2/3rds of the surface of Venus is made up of lava plains.)
If Venus, the planet, has taught us anything, it's that even the biggest hits can be absorbed and eventually, over a long time, corrected. Venus is a strong, independent planet who don't need no moon. (Did I mention Venus is one of only two planets in our solar system without a moon? The other is Mercury.) (Side note: Yes, Pluto has a moon. Its name is Charon and it's so big compared to Pluto that it makes Pluto wobble.)
The lesson we take from our humble little sister planet is that we can overcome any devastation, no matter how bad it seems, if it goes against the natural order of things. We can overcome a meteor hitting us so hard that it flips our orbit around. We can overcome the trials and tribulations of heat and pressure and crappy USSR lens caps. Yes, if Venus has taught us anything, it's that, given enough time, things will turn out okay.
But if Freya has taught us anything, it's that we don't have to wait. We can choose to ride a chariot pulled by cats into battle and take what's owed to us. We do not have to wait for years or, in Venus's case, days, which, please remember, are longer than the years over there.
Now is better than later. Now is the time to act.
Do your civic duty, and vote this November.
Take your cat-chariot if necessary.
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