Rest assured I was not doing nothing. I was working on a personal project that was a year in the making. (It would have/should have/could have taken 3 months, but I took a break in the middle to have a baby and get a journalism degree.)
I finally finished it, just in time for the show's season 2 premiere. The unlicensed prequel for "Umbrella Academy."
It starts slow, build to a crescendo, and employs heavy foreshadowing. Early reviews by fellow fans have described it as being "zany and sad," "hilarious and depressing as hell," and my favorite, "exquisite suffering."
You can read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18011669/